Walakum 2 da VORTAL Archive
In the immortal words of Shri Gabbar Singh, founder of the daku nation: "Bahut yaad aaney lagta hain..."
If you've just learned about the chillin'-thrillin' new fantasy novel being written online by Ashok Banker, author of the Ramayana series, you've come to the right place.
Kyonki, this is the official (and only) VORTAL Archive, maintained by Ashok himself. (Yo, people!)
Here, you'll find all the previous episodes of VORTAL ishtart-2-phinish.
Use the Episode Directory on the sidebar (on right side, men, wherefore you're looking upstairs and downstairs?), to navigate through the serial so far.
When you're done, use the link at the bottom to jump to the current Episode which will always be on the main web page. Remember, this is just the Archive.
And if you like what you read, don't forget to leave a Comment.
Because as long as you keep liking, and commenting, I'll keep writing.
Hokay? Now, enough bakwas-bhaji!
Clock's ticking.
So start clicking.
Oh, and before you start, don't forget to read the VORTAL Promo Script below. U C, v haf no budget to produce the spot, so we have to print the script. And U haf to read it. Or else.
Gabbar Singh: "Thakur, yeh haath mujhe de de!"
Thakur: "Kabhi nahin!"
Gabbar Singh: "Thakur, yeh haath mujhe de de!"
Thakur: "Nahi, kutey, kameeney!"
Gabbar Singh: "Bahut jaan hain inn haathon mein...!"
(Raises swords, cuts off hands. Hands fall to ground, spewing movie blood, rolling and writhing. Thakur falls to ground, stumps spewing more movie blood, rolling and writhing. His kurta pajama gets dusty. Costume department tries to change them, director abuses them and chases them out of shot.)
(Gabbar picks up cut-off fake hands, and caresses them lovingly, eyes bulging with longing.)
Gabbar: "Ab mein chaar-chaar haathon se VORTAL padh saktaa hun!"
Thakur: "Nahi!"
(Thakur's scream and Gabbar's laugh fill the wadi. Fade out to black.)
(Fade in VORTAL logo with tagline, etc.)
(This Promo was sponsored by your mouse-click finger. Thank you for reading! Now, stop wasting time and start reading the real ishtory, bondhu!)
If you've just learned about the chillin'-thrillin' new fantasy novel being written online by Ashok Banker, author of the Ramayana series, you've come to the right place.
Kyonki, this is the official (and only) VORTAL Archive, maintained by Ashok himself. (Yo, people!)
Here, you'll find all the previous episodes of VORTAL ishtart-2-phinish.
Use the Episode Directory on the sidebar (on right side, men, wherefore you're looking upstairs and downstairs?), to navigate through the serial so far.
When you're done, use the link at the bottom to jump to the current Episode which will always be on the main web page. Remember, this is just the Archive.
And if you like what you read, don't forget to leave a Comment.
Because as long as you keep liking, and commenting, I'll keep writing.
Hokay? Now, enough bakwas-bhaji!
Clock's ticking.
So start clicking.
Oh, and before you start, don't forget to read the VORTAL Promo Script below. U C, v haf no budget to produce the spot, so we have to print the script. And U haf to read it. Or else.
Gabbar Singh: "Thakur, yeh haath mujhe de de!"
Thakur: "Kabhi nahin!"
Gabbar Singh: "Thakur, yeh haath mujhe de de!"
Thakur: "Nahi, kutey, kameeney!"
Gabbar Singh: "Bahut jaan hain inn haathon mein...!"
(Raises swords, cuts off hands. Hands fall to ground, spewing movie blood, rolling and writhing. Thakur falls to ground, stumps spewing more movie blood, rolling and writhing. His kurta pajama gets dusty. Costume department tries to change them, director abuses them and chases them out of shot.)
(Gabbar picks up cut-off fake hands, and caresses them lovingly, eyes bulging with longing.)
Gabbar: "Ab mein chaar-chaar haathon se VORTAL padh saktaa hun!"
Thakur: "Nahi!"
(Thakur's scream and Gabbar's laugh fill the wadi. Fade out to black.)
(Fade in VORTAL logo with tagline, etc.)
(This Promo was sponsored by your mouse-click finger. Thank you for reading! Now, stop wasting time and start reading the real ishtory, bondhu!)
posted by Ashok K. Banker at 13.10.05
4 Comments:
Hi Ashok,
This promo stuffy is HILARIOUS. LOL.
You must have laughed out loud too, when keying them in.
Paddy
Paddy, thanks! Actually, what you 'see' in the promo stuff and thingies like this (check my blog Indian English for the review of "My Wife's Murdergascar" too) is pure, unadulterated me. This is how I talk and yak in real life, yaar. Always a pun or a play on words. Sometimes, my family has to decode half of what I say to figure out that I'm just saying good morning!
Ashok
Thanks for organizing all the Vortal epsiodes! This is super easy and yes, we're still hungry for more Vortal. Good work! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Haimanti, bless you. Thanks for noticing the little work I did on cleaning up the interface--and thanks for helping me by making valuable suggestions. Please let me know if there's anything I can do to improve the serial, whether in terms of content or format. As I've said elsewhere, you are the editors of this story.
Ashok
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