After breakfast, I had to rush to college. We were having a meeting of the Class Reps for Malhar, our annual inter-college festival. I was Drama and Literature CR for my class, and I had to be there. I caught Viv's eye as I left the house, and she looked away. I knew she was as confused as I was, but hopefully she was starting to take me seriously.
Let's face it. That guy at the breakfast table this morning? He wasn't Mikey. Not my brother, Mahesh Virendra Vatsal. He was someone else. Have you seen that old sci-fi horror film,
Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Go check it out. Better still; check out the remake, it's pretty neat. And there's a sequel to the remake, called Body Snatchers, starring that really cute babe who co-starred with Michael J. Fox in
For Love or Money. Which, by the way, was the film that was cogged by apna desi filmwallahs and remade as
Yes Boss starring Shah Rukh Khan and Juhi Chawla...
As usual, I'm totally off the point. Films have that effect on me.
I thought about Mikey all day. Ruchi and I kept looking at each other in Psycho that morning, and in English Lit, and even in History. Well, actually, I dozed off in History. Making up for the restless night I had after seeing that weird crap last evening. Besides, Babur and Humayun had waited three hundred years for Vaibhav Vatsal to learn all about them, so they could wait a while longer.
Anyways.
After classes, Ruchi and I met in the canteen. Because of the transport strike, there was only Marie biscuits and those really awful teacakes with the tutti-frutti--I hate tutti-frutti, don't you--but we didn't mind, because we weren't that hungry. There was a song playing from the new Hrithik Roshan movie,
Fiza, on the canteenwalah's music system.
After Sampat the canteenwalah had made his usual caustic comment about an unpaid bill and I had done my usual ignoring, and we were sitting at a table with steaming cups of chai and a plateful of Marie Biscuits in front of us, Ruchi looked at me and said,
"Snatched."
I blinked at her. "Kya?"
"Snatched," she said again. "Like in the movie
Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
I grinned. "That's what I love about you. The fact that you're as much a movie buff as I am. I was thinking about that exact same movie all morning. The part where the alien plants grab the humans when they're sleeping, and duplicate them in these kind of vegetable pods."
She was nodding enthusiastically. "And as the pods develop, the humans are sucked dry of life. Until finally the pods become exact replicas of the people and take their places."
We grinned. I put my hand over her hand. Actually, I wanted to do more than just that, but the last time I got caught doing more and when the supervisor asked me what I thought I was doing, I wisecracked, "Practicals!" and it got me a two-week suspension, which was killing, because it meant two weeks without seeing Ruch every morning, so I've learned to curb it a bit.
She frowned and pulled her hand away. She did it real smooth-like, but I knew it was her way of telling me to back off, this was not the time or place to get cosy. I sighed and put my hand on a Marie biscuit instead. She did the same.
"But that can't be what happened to your brother," she said, dipping a Marie in tea and bringing it out soppy and steaming. "He couldn't have been 'snatched'."
"Why not?" I asked, biting the bait--and the Marie.
"Because there's no pod."
I thought about that. She had a point.
"Okay, so what about
The Puppet Master? Remember that one, with Donald Sutherland? Maybe he got this alien parasite attached to the nexus of his spinal cord and brain?"
She grimaced. "That was yucky. Actually. But yuckier than that was the rip off with the slug-like thing that takes over a cop who goes on a killing spree. What was that called?"
"
Maniac Cop," I said at once.
She slapped my hand. "Come on! That was another series, about a cop who dies and then becomes a crazy zombie who goes on a killing spree. I'm talking about the one with the alien slug that attaches itself to the back of the cop and then makes him go on a killing spree."
"Same difference," I said, dipping my Marie again into my chai. When I pulled the biscuit out again, it was gone, like it had been dissolved by the spraying blood of the aliens in the
Alien quadrology.
"You dipped three times," she said smugly. "I told you a thousand times, never dip more than two times."
"This is important," I said, getting up. "We should go research this." I gestured to her, mouthing the lyrics of the song playing in the background: "Aaja mahiya."
"Research what?" she asked, puzzled. "How many times you can dip Marie biscuits in chai before they dissolve?"
"No, Michelle-Pfeifer-with-brown-eyes-and-an-attitude. I mean, this alien movie stuff. We should go do some serious research, to help us figure out what's happening to Mikey." I added after a moment, hopefully, "
If anything's happening to Mikey. Come on, let's go."
Getting up, she stuffed another Marie biscuit in her mouth, and around the crumbling flakes, said, "Where? To the college library?"
I gave her a withering look. "No, yaar. To
our library."
She frowned. Then understanding dawned on her. I always like it when understanding dawns on Ruch. Her face sort of blushes just the way the eastern sky blushes with the coming dawn in a George Romero horror film at the end, while the end credits roll. Really romantic like. It makes me wonder if the blush stops at her neck or continues all over.
Note to self: Check if Ruchi's blushes continue below the neck, and if so, then, how far exactly are we talking about here.
"Oh," she said. "
That library." We were walking through the quadrangle now, the shouts and yells of the college basketball team echoing off the ancient stone walls.
"Yup. This is important stuff. Got to research it thoroughly."
She cocked an eyebrow at me, linking her arm in mine as we exitted the college. "Yeah, right. And I bet I know which direction your research would like to go."
I tried to look innocent. "Which way do you mean?"
She gestured at her open collar. "Down this way."
I flapped my hands at her. "Lawksadaisy, woman! You have a doity mind. Kinna you think of anything but
that allatime? Yousa be obsessed with it!"
She giggled. I was imitating five different actors in five different Oscar-winning performances, and it thrilled me that she could probably name each and every one of them. Ah, but that was why I adored Ruch so much. That, and her 'plus points', of course.
Note to self: Figure out if I adore Ruchi more for her knowledge of movie trivia, or for her 'plus points'. Addendum to note: Research thoroughly before reaching conclusion.
"So where are are we heading actually?" she said as we came out on Mahapalika Marg. There was a morcha passing by, heading towards the Esplanade Court down the road--it was only a small one, the traffic jam was barely a kilometre long. Luckily for us, it was on the other side of the road.
I shrugged. "Sterling? Regal? New Empire?"
She thought for a moment. "Liberty. The box seats in the back of the dress circle..."
"...have the most privacy. Okay. Liberty it is." I opened the door of a black-and-yellow taxi waiting on the curb, and gestured with a flourish. "Enter the dragon."
She paused before getting in, placing a hand on my shoulder. For a moment, the mischief left her pretty face and she looked into my eyes with a genuinely anxious look.
"Vhy," she said. "Something weird is going on with your bro, isn't it?"
I sighed, then nodded. "Yeah. And I haven't a clue what to do about it."
She frowned. "Then why are we going to see a movie? Shouldn't we go talk to your mom or something?"
"That's why we're going to do research."
She smiled weakly. "As if."
I looked at her squarely. "You have a better idea?"
She shook her head, then suddenly pecked me on the cheek.
"No kissing until researchers are in the library, lady," I said mock-sternly. "First rule of research."
Then I got in the taxi with her and we departed for the hallowed halls of researchdom. Yeah, yeah, I know, I should have been trying to figure out what was wrong with Mikey--
if anything was wrong. Instead, I was copping out and going to a movie hall, to spend the afternoon making out--ahem,
researching--with my gf.
But the truth was, I didn't know what else to do at the time, yaar. I was a little creeped out, and I didn't want to admit it, and so I was doing the only thing possible--'avoidance avoidance mechanism' as we say in Psycho class.
It worked pretty well too.
Until later that day, when something else happened, and things got
really scary.